There’s this hopelessly gorgeous song
by Tori Amos
called
“The Doughnut Song”,
which tells you that you’ll
Never
Gain weight
from a doughnut hole.
I am convinced that this song is
about
Sex and
stuffing vaginas with
Dicks (and/or dildos).
I feel a constant need to stuff
My mouth with
Things—
usually food, and
Occasionally dicks.
For a while
that thing was my fist
but now I’m back to
Eating just food and dicks.
This interchangeability
keeps me thin
and I never
need to go on a
diet.
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